Archive for the 'Overheard' Category

Haven’t been sleeping again…

January 31st, 2005

I just heard a deep voice outside my cubicle say, apropos of nothing, “I still dig Dorothy Hamill.” I wonder if that’s one of the first warning signs before Tyler Durden shows up. Hearing deep voices praising old school figure skaters.

Man, I need some sleep.

I’m really losing it…

December 16th, 2002

Okay, so I’m listening to the Cookie Monster sing and he gets to a curious part. “A round donut with a bite taken out of it also looks like a C, but it is not as good as a cookie.”

I sat here in stunned silence, my mind a-twitter.

Enter the Moondoggie

October 27th, 2002

Now that I’m done with the main part of the coding, it’s time to go back to the fun. HHHiiiIIIIYYYYAAAA!!

Great. Just wonderful.

October 25th, 2002

So I’m walking through the Government Center T stop and an MBTA cop passes me going the other way with a dog sniffing around. “Cute dog” is my first thought. “Cute bomb-sniffing dog” is my second. Uh oh. Now I’m wondering if I should be messing around with my Palm Pilot. Don’t want to look like I’m setting a timer or anything…

The Homeless are Amusing… Sometimes…

October 16th, 2002

“Salisbury Peach Girl! How are you!”

– overheard while walking past a homeless person yesterday. I’m hoping he was talking to the gal in front of me.